Moonshine Humor

He went  to town

A hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

He stopped a man on the street, saying to him: “Here, friend, take a drink outta my jug.”The man protested, saying he never drank. Unimpressed, the hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: “Drink!”

The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. “God! That’s awful stuff!”

“Ain’t it, though?” replied the hillbilly. “Now here, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig.”

My diet

I went on a diet, swore off moonshine and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

What?

Moonshine doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....  lean against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Mom

My mother was a saint, I love her "still"